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A Message from the NBA
posted: May 19, 2020
Pier One, We Did It!
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posted: May 18, 2020
May Is National Masturbation Month
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posted: May 12, 2020
60 Seconds with Dr. Fauci
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posted: April 20, 2020
A 420 Celebration
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posted: April 16, 2020
Stay the F*** at Home
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posted: April 12, 2020
Carole Baskin’s Clue: Who Killed Don?
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posted: April 9, 2020
Peter Quarantail
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posted: April 2, 2020
Lazy
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posted: March 24, 2020
Don’t Ya Know
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posted: March 22, 2020
A Message from the NBA
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![](https://scontent-hel3-1.cdninstagram.com/v/t51.2885-15/e15/p150x150/125858023_375400653689743_6314509729286444295_n.jpg?_nc_ht=scontent-hel3-1.cdninstagram.com&_nc_cat=107&_nc_ohc=i9lJXGNrr2QAX-4Ui2S&tp=1&oh=8c03174bd4e70a7c51d1273bd7d77e8f&oe=5FC29A86 "Here\'s how we do it. Three stories in three minutes. Simple. I call it \\"3 on 3\\" and episode 3 is titled \\"The Medieval Mace Melee.\\" Today we cover Turkey Day travel tips, poop. Yes, I said, \\"Poop.\\" And, if you\'re a jealous man, you should always carry mace.
The TSA, the Transportation Security Administration, yes, the guys that feel you up at the airport, have some Thanksgiving travel information for you.
We talk shit. Plain and simple. When you have a particularly impressive deposit, do you tell anyone? According to this study, my guess is you probably tell someone.
In medieval days, if someone spoke to your wench, you would club em with a mace. Or, maybe you\'d challenge them to a duel or a joust. Dude in Pennsylvania, he went the mace route. Calm down, biscuit. Hear the full story.
It\'s episode #4 of \\"3 on 3 - The Medieval Mace Melee\\" recorded on Friday, November 20, 2020.")
![](https://scontent-hel3-1.cdninstagram.com/v/t51.2885-15/e15/p150x150/126856322_1365181247157962_645439291025944033_n.jpg?_nc_ht=scontent-hel3-1.cdninstagram.com&_nc_cat=102&_nc_ohc=ym1_H1ByyZ4AX9wBXcm&tp=1&oh=633eadea4f279d4d783bd1d8ccc2f5b0&oe=5FC261D2 "It\'s not a family #Thanksgiving without some drama and a little infighting right? Who knows how many families will actually do a traditional get together but when they do something will come up. Masks. The election. The proper way to make mashed potatoes. Either way your holiday family food fight could turn into a \\"Butter Brawl.\\" My #SongOfTheWeek is a #parody of #MileyCyrus and #WreckingBall. #HappyThanksgiving")
![](https://scontent-hel3-1.cdninstagram.com/v/t51.2885-15/e35/p150x150/124392806_1134681413594149_2931773598933148292_n.jpg?_nc_ht=scontent-hel3-1.cdninstagram.com&_nc_cat=101&_nc_ohc=1n-4SlGgftAAX9HfEGt&tp=1&oh=2be57ce7f86bb8b590675c5d9fa03781&oe=5FC2ADA2 "The governor is encouraging everyone to stay at home...just for two weeks...to slow the spread of the #COVID. Didn\'t we do this months ago? We did because I wrote this song months ago. \\"Stay the F*** at Home.\\" No, I\'m not going to either...but...I promise to always #WearAMask
#Nevada #Coronavirus")