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We’ll See You in L.A.

I gotta be honest, the Paris Olympics were nothing short of awesome. The French succeeded in getting America’s far-right’s panties in a bunch with its opening ceremonies. (By the way, still not based on “The Last Supper,” dopes.)

Hear a Salute to the Guy who Put the Pole in Pole Vault.

Mix in superstar performances by American athletes like Simone Biles, Katie Ledecky, and Noah Lyles. Combine it with some come-from-behind shockers like Quincy Hall in the 400m, and Cole Hocker’s1,500m and you’d think those would be the headlines.

Nope.

The biggest standouts for the Games of the XXXIII Olympiad were: Snoop, The Pole Vault Guy, and the Australian break dancer.

Hear My Version of the Olympics Theme to Open the Paris Games

To break it down for you, here’s a quick parody version of Lee Greenwood’s “God Bless the U.S.A.” to close the French Olympic spectacular.