Spencetology

Welcome Back Regular Commercials

Perhaps the best thing, following a contentious election season, is the day after the votes have been counted. When all of the political ads spewing hate and division disappear like farts in the wind.

Get ready for Thanksgiving with some delicious comedy leftovers.

Welcome back, regular commercials. Oh, how we missed you, accident-injury attorneys. I know you were always there, but your presence was diluted by messages of school gender reassignment surgeries and cries of “Socialism!”

What happens after Halloween? Not Thanksgiving. Nope. It’s Mariah Carey Season!

Wednesday, I rejoiced in watching ninety-second Medicare Part B infomercials. I turned up the volume to hear hours of various pharma ads; their claims of cures and glorious side effects. Music to my ears, my friends.

Now that the political ads are gone, we can get back to a healthy double dose of DraftKings and Skyrizi in every commercial break. We didn’t know what we had until it was gone.