The Electro-Pumpkin 2000

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Whether you call it All Hallow’s Eve, Devil’s Night, or Mischief Night, there will always be those who are up to no good on Halloween night. That’s why you need the Electro-Pumpkin 2000.

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You and your family spent hours carving your pumpkins. You proudly displayed them on your front porch, only for vandals to steal and destroy them.

The Electro-Pumpkin 2000 looks like an authentic Jack-o’-lantern, but when an unsuspecting troublemaker grabs it, they’re zapped with 120v of our patented Pumpkin Power™.

Find the Electro-Pumpkin 2000 at your neighborhood Halloween Mischief Superstore.

The E-P 2000 isn’t just for protecting pumpkins; it’s also perfect for pranking friends, co-workers, and trick-or-treaters. Remove the lid and fill it with candy. Sit back and watch as unknowing revelers get the shock of their lives.

In “vibrate mode,” the E-P 2000 offers sensual offerings for those lonely autumn nights. (Please purchase separate pumpkins for each activity.”

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