It's His Dong - Spencetology

It’s His Dong

I think the following question has some real significance: “Would you rather have a huge dong, but fail at your sport, or have a tiny dodger and win a gold medal?“

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The question is only relevant after France’s Anthony Ammirati failed at his Olympic pole vault attempt of 5.70 meters because of his ample, protruding bulge.

A failure that has garnered him at least one financial offer to “show his pole.”

What is the Olympics without displays of physical prowess? By the looks of the video, the 21 year-old from Grasse, France, is more than deserving of a medal.

Later in the competition, Sweden’s Mondo Diplantis would set a world record of 6.25 meters (that’s 20+ feet.) Despite that, I think we can all agree who the real winner of the pole vault – Anthony Armirati.

In his crotch’s honor, here’s a parody of T Rex’s “Bang a Gong” titled “It’s His Dong.”