2024 Olympics Theme

Posted by admin on July 25, 2024 Audio | Blog | Parody Songs | Tags: , , , , | No comments

When I was a kid, man, the Olympics were the biggest of deals. As a family, we would be cheering on every American athlete, or rooting against those commies from the USSR.

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Sure, there’s Katie Ledecky and Simone Biles who will likely bring home a fortune in gold. Then, there’s the US basketball squads that everyone knows. I watched Sprint on Netflix so I have the slightest of clues regarding track & field.

And while we all know it only happens every four years, in our sports-saturated world, the Olympics are cool and all, but does anyone really care?

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They did add Frisbee Golf and Break Dancing to lineup. Nothing feels more relevant to me than breakin’. And, I am thrilled for all the west coast hippies who somehow got Frolf into the Games. But, what no Olympic hacky sack, cornhole or beer pong? Are they even serious about getting ratings?

Either way, we have 16 days of peak athletic performance coming our way live, but mostly tape-delayed, from France. Here’s a song to tell you more.