Cybertruck – Male Contraception
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Back in the late 50’s, pharmaceutical company G.D. Searle invented the first birth control pill; an oral contraception to be taken by the woman to prevent ovulation. If you didn’t know, that means there’s no egg for the sperm to fertilize.
Call me Mr. Science.
Are you suffering from Muskothelioma?
For us boys – it’s condoms or a vasectomy, but no magic pill to stop the swimmers in their tracks.
That’s all changed now with a major breakthrough in male contraception – Elon Musk’s Cybertruck.
Nothing, outside of wearing a giant sign that reads, “I have herpes,” will prevent you from hittin’ the skins than driving a Cybertruck. And if you’re not getting any, well, that means you ain’t havin’ no babies either.
Learn more about this hideous, stainless steel advancement in male contraception: