A Song About February

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The month of February began with a serious punch to the gut. Actor Carl Weathers, most famously known for his role as Apollo Creed in the Rocky franchise passed away at the age of 76.

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A Song About February recounts what went down in the second month of 2024. From the ridiculous, like Larry David assaulting Elmo, to Alabama’s moronic Bible-based decision regarding human embryos.

Much like the previous month, former president Donald Trump ended up on the wrong side of a civic judgement. What’s another $355 million to a billionaire?

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Beyonce went country, Jon Stewart returned to The Daily Show, and, shockingly, the Republican’s major witness in the Hunter Biden case was jailed for lying about the whole thing to the FBI.

A recap of the newsworthy for the month that was. It’s a “A Song About February.”

LYRICS

February budgetary Ukraine aid on hold
February is for Larry David fights Elmo
February cemetery, Apollo Creed’s knocked out 
February a miscarry I-V-F in doubt 
     

Gettin’ airplay is Beyoncé wearin’ cowboy boots
February monetary, Trump’s bills just got huge     

February the primaries, Nikki’s getting whacked 
February commentary, Jon Stewart is back
February very scary, Chiefs parade gunfight
February, oh contrary, Hunter’s witness lied 
     

Halftime Usher made your mother scream “Yeah!” from her soul
And number 87’s girlfriend won the Super Bowl   

The psyop that just won’t stop has Bluecheckers getting trolled

‘Cause Taylor Swift won her first Super Bowl
Taylor Swift  won her first Super Bowl
Taylor Swift won her first Super Bowl!