January

The first month of the year 2024. Seriously, do you sometimes look at that number and flip the fuck out!?!?! That’s like some sci-fi, space-age-type number. January, 2024 had its share of news stories, and I’ve encapsulated them into around sixty seconds of dischordant nonsense.

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Sure, we could cover them all: Huge earthquake in Japan, Houthis attacking Red Sea shipping lanes, the continuing wars in Gaza and Ukraine, but you and I know there’s something much larger at play here. TAYLOR SWIFT IS GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL!!!

If you’re a Swiftie it ain’t a Super Bowl party, it’s a Taylorgate. Hear about it here.

Enjoy this quick recap of the month that was, January 2024.

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LYRICS:
January military – Houthis striking fear
January obituary – It’s Jo Koy’s career
January, the primaries – Trump leading the way
January mortuary – DeSantis D.O.A.
Defamation compensation hits $83mil
January judiciary – Trump, in court, got killed
January luminaries – who’s on Epstein’s flights
January adversaries – Kimmel & Rodgers fight
January extraordinary – Michigan’s the champs
January legendary – Belichick leaves the Pats
Jason Kelce’s hairy belly rocks as the Chiefs roll
His little brother’s girlfriend is going to the Super Bowl
Your Fox News watchin’ step-dad’s squawkin’,
“Football’s sold its soul!”
Taylor Swift is going to the Super Bowl (3x)