The March Madness Song 2024

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It’s a yearly endeavor in rhyme and multi-syllabic dexterity. It’s 68 team mascots crammed into 45 seconds of song. It’s the annual tradition that is the March Madness Song.

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To be honest, it does make it a bit easier when five teams celebrate the Bulldog. (Drake, Gonzaga, Mississippi State, Samford, and Yale) It certainly doesn’t hurt when there are four Cougars. (BYU, Charleston, Houston, and Washington State)

But that is evened out by ridiculously awkward team names- like the Fighting Illini, Golden Grizzlies, Golden Eagles, and Boilermakers.

Check out a song dedicated to Alabama’s Frozen Embryos

The field of 68 includes 20 occupations or types of people. (Dukes, Spartans, Cornhuskers) Overall there are 42 mascots based on animals; birds, big cats, dogs and whatnot.

Of those 42, nine are birds, (Peacocks, Gamecocks, Jayhawks, Seahawks, Blue Jays, Eagles, Ducks, Golden Eagles, and Owls) twelve are cats. (Wildcats, Cougars, Catamounts, Bobcats, and Tigers). Six are dogs. The Bulldog is the favorite breed with five, followed by one Husky.

What the hell is a Zip?

The Beach and the Cyclones fit into an “Earth” category. The Gaels is a movement, I suppose. And, frankly, I don’t know what the fuck a Zip is.

Try and sing along if you so desire. It’s the March Madness Song 2024.


Boilermakers, Bobcats, Bears, Bison, and Badgers
Ya gotta pair of Dukes, Spartans, Gaels, Flyers, and Lancers
Golden Eagles, Golden Grizzlies, Crimson Tide, Red Raiders
Blue Jays, Blue Devils, Cyclones, and Gators

Huskies, Hatters, five Bulldogs
Antelopes, Jackrabbits, and Horned Frogs
Cowboys, two Aggies, Longhorns, Broncos
34 down, 34 to go

Four Cougars, Catamounts, Cornhuskers, Cavaliers
Ducks, Owls, Eagles, Hilltoppers, and Volunteers
Tar Heels, Blazers, Raiders, Rams, and Jayhawks
Fighting Illini, Aztecs, and Peacocks

Three Wildcats, three Tigers, Lobos
The Beach, Seahawks, Gamecocks, Buffaloes
Wolfpack twice, the Zips, that’s it
Write ’em down, fill out your brackets
It’s March Madness.