A Message From the Measles

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He’s back! And Measles has a message for you. In 2000, the Centers for Disease Control declared, “The United States has maintained measles elimination status for almost 20 years.” That means the disease “is no longer “constantly present in the country.” What the CDC didn’t count on was Florida.

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At last count, ten cases have been reported in the state, seven confirmed at one elementary school in Weston. (Hey, guess where I live?!?!?) No shit!

The affected are all unvacinated. Measles is highly contagious. If one person has it, up to nine out of ten people around him or her will also become infected if not protected. 90%, man!

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The ignorance level is high on this one. Childhood vaccination rates have fallen in recent years due to the COVID pandemic and Anti-vaxx, misinformation super-spreaders like Robert F. Kennedy Jr. . A safe and affordable vaccine has been available since 1963.

You know who’s thrilled about your unvaccinated child? Measles and he’s here to tell you why.