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Listen, I don’t want to spend one minute at a barbecue, arguing with my date as to whether a hot dog is a sandwich.

See the Independence Day classic, “Firework Firejerk.”

This 4th of July weekend, you can find the perfect “cookout companion” on Tendr. It’s the new dating app where you can “Match your meat and meet your match.”

What happened to the Lincoln Reflecting Pool? Wrote a song about it. Hear “Algae.”

Look, social settings can be awkward. Don’t go to a friend’s house with a date that will try to claim that turkey burgers “taste just as good.” Make sure your barbecue chakras align and start a new “grillationship” on Tendr.