Firework Firejerk

Posted by admin on July 3, 2023 Blog | Parody Songs | Spence's Song of the Week | Videos | No comments

Every neighborhood has one. The “Firework Firejerk.” He always makes the drive up to Moapa to get the “good” fireworks. He doesn’t believe that the 4th of July should be celebrated ONLY on July 4th. He likes to celebrate it on July 1st, July 6th and on several days in late June.

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He sets off his fireworks at all hours of the night because this is ‘Merica and he can do what he wants. “Nothing more American than setting shit on fire and blowin’ it up,” he tells all his friends.

Then, he leaves the husks and shells of his spent fireworks collection strewn across the street expecting someone else to clean up his mess.

Happy 4th of July to everyone BUT that guy. This is “Firework Firejerk.’