Spencetology

Nude

Let’s just say this…I fully support women who like to take naked selfies. I’ve been a fan of naked ladies for decades. I don’t altogether understand why you keep said photos on your phone because accidcents happen and those precious, naughty pics of your naughty bits can end up in the wrong hands.

Who among us hasn’t sent a pic or a text to someone by accident? In this scenario, homie wakes up Saturday morning to a text. There’s a pic attached. What could it be? Who could it be from? Ooooooh…anticipation.

What happens next can only be uncovered by listening to my parody of Magic!’s “Rude.” It’s “Nude.”