Spencetology

We all know how this works. Every second Sunday in May, we celebrate the one woman who is responsible for our very existence.

Who’s on Epstein’s List – The Rich.

She birthed us. She fed us. She nurtured us. She fucked us up beyond all recognition. Jason Voorhees from Friday the 13th – mommy issues. Tony Soprano from The Sopranos – mommy issues. The list goes on and on

Happy Mother’s Day, mom, with a special song for a special lady, “It’s Your Mom’s Fault.”