The Rich are on the List
Posted by admin on February 3, 2026 Audio | Blog | Parody Songs | Spence's Song of the Week | Tags: comedy, Epstein, Hall & Oates, Parody, Song of the Week, Spence, Trump | No comments
Sure, just like the two gentlemen pictured to the left, you think you’re a deviant. So, why is it you’re name isn’t plastered all over the Epstien Files?
Simple economics, my man. Simple economics.
Listen to some more parody songs.
Ya see, you’re poor. Because of your economic status, you aren’t in the club. The sick, demented, perverted pedo pals of South Florida as uncovered by the release of even more Epstein Files by the Department of Justice.
You understand? Only the rich are on the list.
In Epstein’s world of private jets, you fly Spirit. In a world of private islands, you and your family once visited Waikiki. Yes, your sister was underaged, but it was okay because so were you.
With another three million documents released, the names of more rich perverts are revealed. We’ve seen author & speaker Deepak Choprah mentioned. There’s Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick. More salacioius tales about Microsoft founder Bill Gates; resulting in comments by his ex-wife Melinda French Gates. The Tangerine Epstein, Donald Trump, has been referred to no less than 38,000 times and, of course, the richest man in the world is listed, Elon Musk.
It’s clear, only the rich are on the list. Let’s tell the story using Hall & Oates classic, “Kiss Is On My List.” (lyrics below)
LYRICS
I barely make a dime, but I don’t criticize minimum wage
Can’t afford a girlfriend, but if i could she would be of age
Don’t have fancy clintele, who email invites…for flights
To party with presidents or hang with creepy tech guys
If you subsist working for tips
If you’re a hairstylist
Workin’ part-time at Abecrombie & Fitch
In the files, they won’t find your name, you know why?
‘Cause you’re not rich, the rich are on the list
That former prince, that Brit is on the list
Giants’ boss Tisch is on the list, one more old, rich, white guy
Redacting this, the rich cease and desist
All of their trysts, their trips to see young chicks
Yeah, the A-list is having fits, sure, it was suicide
Yes, ol’ yam tits, yam tits is on the list
His tiny mits, they gripped some young teen miss
That piece of shit is a convict, should be in prison for life
