Days of Bladder
Posted by admin on August 31, 2026 Audio | Blog | Parody Spots | Tags: comedy, Parody, Spence | No comments
Real quick. Did we not just do an old-guy car-racing movie? Yeah, yeah, I know that was Brad Pitt and F1, and this is Tom Cruise and NASCAR. But, I’ll ask again. Did we not just do an old-guy car-racing movie?
Coming Summer of 2028: Days of Thunder 2 starring Cruise and Anne Hathaway.
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It was 1990 when Days of Thunder introduced us to Cole Trickle. If you’re keeping score, that was 36 years ago, and Cruise was still in his twenties.
Sure, we could do jokes about Cole having a senior moment on turn two. Maybe make a reference to him punching out an Applebee’s server because he didn’t get his AARP discount.
No, we’ll go with what many 64-year-old men deal with – frequent urination. Maybe that’s why the Flomax 46 Chevrolet is making so many pit stops.
He can still go 200 miles per hour. He just can’t go 200 miles. Here’s what the Thunder sequel should be about. Days of Bladder.
