HOzempic

Posted by admin on December 11, 2024 Audio | Blog | Parody Spots | Tags: , , , , | No comments

This time of year everyone talks about “winter weight.” Ya can’t help it. If it’s not Thanksgiving dinner, it’s the company Christmas party. If it’s not that, it’s your co-worker’s banana bread, or that gift of a bottle of wine that would be a crime not to finish off immediately.

What is that Elf on the Shelf really up to?
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Who, more than anyone else, has had to deal with this for-eh-vuh-errr? Santa Claus.

C’mon, that guy has had centuries of winter weight. But, jolly old St. Nick may have found the solution.

Introducing HOzempic. That jolly old elf started his weekly injections to control his type 2 diabetes. With a steady diet of gumdrops, candy canes and sugar cookies, it’s to be expected. But, the side effect, Santa has dropped 217 pounds and Mr. Kringle is ready to mingle.

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Now, Christmas Eve isn’t the only day of the year Santa is staying out all night. Thanks HOzempic.