Here Comes Amazon

Americans are fascinating. The capitalistic spirit runs deep. There is nothing this country won’t sacrifce to save a couple of bucks. Democracy for one.

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We voted in a leader with fascistic tendencies because of the price of eggs.

But we do like to buy stuff. Lots of stuff. And that’s why Amazon exists. Not only can we easily purchase just about anything under the sun, the process appeals to another American trait – laziness.

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With an Amazon Prime membership, you get your consumer goods delivered right to your front porch. Amazon’s business model has killed off more than a few retail outlets. Who’s next?

How about Kris Kringle, aka, Jolly Ol’ Saint Nick, aka Santa Claus? The man that introduced the world to overnight delivery can’t compete with Jeff Bezos and the Amazon machine.

Here is the jolly old elf’s swan song, “Here Comes Amazon.”