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Eldr: Where the Young at Heart & Heart Disease Meet

What a beautiful couple. Since her prom date cancelled, paw paw said he’d go to dance with…I’m sorry. I’m being told that’s actually eight-time Super Bowl champ Bill Belichick and his 24 year-old girlfriend Jordon Hudson.

Make Dating Great Again on Trumphumpers

There are dating apps for every niche relationship niche. You have LGBTQ+ inspired Grindr and HER. Want a God-fearing partner? ChristianMingle or vegans can go with Veggly.

So, why not a dating app for really young women who desire really old men? I’m not talking about Sugarbabies for the golddigger types. Why isn’t there a site for 18-25 year-old women who desire a real relationship with a man 30, or 40 or 50 years her senior. Somewhere to capture the true spring-winter love captured by Jordon and coach.

A New Male Contraceptive – Cybertruck

Now, there is. Introducing Eldr: Where the Young at Heart & Heart Disease Meet.