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DraftKing of Kings

When black smoke billows from the Sistine Chapel’s chimney signifies the death of the Pope, the leader of the Roman Catholic Church.

Pope Francis, the first Bishop of Rome from Latin America passed away on April 21st. Now, begins the arduous selection process called the papal conclave.

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If you’re like me, you thought, shouldn’t there be a betting app to place wagers on who will be selected as the next Pope?

Great minds, my friend. Great minds.

Introducing DraftKing of Kings, the Vatican’s official betting app. Place your bets on the Italian Cardinal, Pietro Parolin. Could it be the Archbishop of Budapest, Peter Erdo, Munich’s archbishop, Reinhard Marx, or will Chicago-born Robert Prevost be the first American Pope?

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How about a black Pope? Place or bets on Cardinal Robert Sarah from Guinea, Congo’s Cardinal Fridolin Ambongo Besungu, or Ghana’s Cardinal Peter Kodwo Appiah Turkson.

Personally, I’m taking the Latin Patriarch of Jersalem, Pierbattista Pizzaballa for the name alone. Are you kidding me?

When you sign up for DraftKing of Kings, you’ll get an officially licensed DKoK Pope hat. (We can only hope it’s signed by Pierbattista Pizzaballa himself. Learn more: