Church of Spencetology: Lease OptionsPosted by admin on October 26, 2020 Audio | Blog | Church of Spencetology | Tags: car, comedy, Halloween, Kanye West, Las Vegas, lease, parody song, podcast, pumpkin, Spence, vote by mail | No comments
This week’s Church of Spencetology Podcast will walk you through the steps to get out of a car lease. Wait, wait, wait! It’s not as boring as it sounds. I have an expensive car. I’m not bragging, I just got it while I had a job. Now, not having employment, the car is really out of my budget. I’ve looked at all of the options in getting out from under the lease. After careful study, I have found a way out. I don’t mean to pat myself on the back but it is brilliant!
When you’re uber-famous you can get other uber-famous people to do sweet little favors like the one Orlando Bloom had Sacha Baron Cohen do for his wife, Katy Perry on her birthday.
Also, I present to you a Halloween-themed Song of the Week that details why you should buy one of those pumpkin carving kits. Bro, you’re not the DIY kinda guy, okay. For the love of gawd, do not embarrass your children during trick or treat season.
This week’s episode is sponsored by ChippenMails, the vote by male, mail service.
Episode 143 of the Church of Spencetology podcast, “Lease Options” was recorded Monday, October 26, 2020.