Blue Whale

Science and nature are amazing. For example, there are Malaysian ants that, when threatened, explode. Dolphins have names. They respond when other dolphins sing it out. And last but not least, a blue whale’s anus can stretch three to four feet wide!

Hear the official song of the Lincoln Relfecting Pool’s algae bloom.

That is one enormous butthole. I know they only eat like plankton and whatnot, but what’s gonna come out of that thing that requries such elasticity?

It’s the real anthem of the 4th of July. See it again! “Firework Firejerk.”

It’s always a good idea to make science fun and understandable. Detailing in song the fact that a child
could comfortably walk in and, I don’t know, build a fort inside the rectum of a blue whale is pretty
damn interesting. Here is the original song, “Blue Whale.”