A Kid on Thanksgiving

Posted by admin on November 22, 2023 Audio | Blog | Parody Spots | Tags: , , , , | No comments

I actually did some comprehensive research for this bit. I talked to a nine-year-old and a ten-year-old about Thanksgiving dinner. This will come as a huge shock to you, but they could give two shits.

Seriously, they will first give you the sanitized, elementary school version of the Pilgrims and the Indians. And then, blank.

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Let’s be honest, Thanksgiving is for the more seasoned of human beings. For kids, it can’t compete with the fun of Halloween or the flash of Christmas.

For them, it’s just dinner. Sure, dinner with a little extra, but in the end, it’s a meal.

I’m not sure how it will go down in your household on turkey day. The rule, I was always taught, was it’s not polite to talk about politics, religion and money. That all changed when Paw Paw wore his red cap to the dinner table.

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So, enjoy an ordinary kid on Thanksgiving. Turkey day through the eyes of a nine-year-old girl.