Fireworks Anonymous

Posted by admin on July 8, 2026 Audio | Blog | Parody Spots | Tags: , , , , | No comments

Who doesn’t love a neighborhood fireworks show? On the 4th of July…preferably before 10pm. To be clear, on the 4th, not the 1st or the 8th…the 4th.

Are you a Firework Firejerk?

Sadly, in every sub-division of every town across this gredat land of ours, there’s that one guy. The guy who just can’t stop celebrating America’s independence.

It is the official song of Lincoln’s Reflection Pool’s battle with Desmodesmus. Hear “Algae.”

Maybe it’s you. Maybe it’s a loved one. Maybe they need help. For those that suffer from Post-Holiday Pyromania, there’s Fireworks Anonymous. Learn more: