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United Airlines Re-Accommodation Menu

Airlines now give you plenty of options. Ya know, like whether you want to be crammed into a space smaller than the overhead storage bin or something even more snug. Wonderful choices like, force that carry on under your seat or pay $50 for it to be mishandled and have your valuables either stolen, broken or both.

Now, in the wake of the Flight #3411 fiasco and the paid passenger beaten and dragged off a United Airlines flight, you can choose how you will be unceremoniously discharged from the aircraft. It’s the new United Airlines Re-Accommodation Menu.