Today in Incorrect American History: Paul Bunyan
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The preamble to the Constitution of the United States of America reads, “To form a more perfect union.” The wording was to indicate that the union was complete, not flawless.
A song in honor of your Big, Dumb Truck.
This “unprecedented experiment,” as George Washington once called it, has made its fair share of mistakes. In our name, our government has committed heinous crimes.
All countries have.
However, our democracy survives in part due to our ability to admit our mistakes and strive to learn from them.
Inspired by the political initiative “Project 2025,” the Trump administration has worked tirelessly to revise, change, or eliminate aspects of American history deemed negative or derogatory.
Recent reporting finds the Department of Justice investigating whether or not President Richard Nixon was a victim of governmental “weaponization.” Yes, the GOP is attempting to whitewash Watergate.
Well, the government isn’t the only one that can revise history. We can make stuff up to. Here is the real story of Paul Bunyan and his trusty companion Babe the Blue Ox.
Yes, he was real. Shutup! Was to. Presenting the newest episode of “Today in Incorrect American History.”
Remember that time when Darth Vader invaded Boston? We do. See episode 2: “Gettysburg Episode IV.”
A young George Washington chopping down a cherry tree had even harsher implications. See episode 1: “Cherry Tree.”
