Big, Dumb Truck

It’s no secret that Donald Trump’s ill-advised war in Iran has driven gasoline and diesel prices through the roof.

The price of a gallon of gas has risen to an average of $4.60. That’s $1.50 more per gallon than when 45/47 took office.

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Right about now, you’re regretting the purchase of that Dodge Ram 1500, that’s getting you about 8 gallons to the mile.

If the government can revise history, so can we. See the latest episode of “Today in Incorrect American History.”

You have to empathize with that guy, riding six feet high with his patriotic-themed Punisher logo and Blue Lives Matter sticker adorning his rear window, forking out the equivalent of a car payment every time he fills up.

Actually, no, you don’t.

Don’t expect those prices to come down anytime soon. Oil companies rarely take advantage of a situation like this to line their own pockets. (Please note the sarcasm.)

In honor of $7 diesel, here’s my tribute to your “Big, Dumb Truck.”