The E.A.S.T.E.R. Fund
Posted by admin on February 18, 2025 Audio | Blog | Parody Spots | Tags: comedy, Easter, eggs, Parody, satire | No comments
All of this DOGE nonsense has far reaching implications. Elon Musk’s tech bros are assigned with finding government fraud and waste. The ramifications of cutting programs and mass firings may impact some unsuspecting souls.
For one, take the Easter Bunny.
It takes a lot of money and bunny power to keep Easter as the 4th most popular American holiday.
Without government funding, Peter Cottontail is now struggling to make ends meet.
To battle Elon Musk’s assault on Easter, Mr. Cottontail has formed The E.A.S.T.E.R. Fund – Eggs And Sweet Treats Emergency Relief Fund. Without your help, your child’s Easter basket may be completely empty. No eggs, Cadbury or otherwise.
Finally, a Breakthrough in Male Contraception – The Cybertruck.
It’s time to put all of your eggs into one basket and help Peter Cottontail continue to “hop down that bunny trail. Donate today the The E.A.S.T.E.R. Fund. Learn more here:
