Noemward Bound

Under the heat of congressional scrutiny, Kristi Noem, aka “The ICE Queen” is the first cabinet secretary, of the second Trump administration to get the axe.

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With a public approval rating of 25%, the former North Dakota governor was fired by President Donald Trump after serving 13 months as Department of Homeland Secretary.

Her tenure was marked by cruelty, the murder of two U.S. citizens by ICE, and a sketchy ad campaign that paid more than $200m to the husband of one of her advisors.

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In addition to her controversial ad campaign, she was also challenged about demanding $172m for two top-of-the-line Gulfstream jets for her and other top officials.

ICE Barbie, her most popular nickname, was also criticized for her cosplay photo-ops as she dressed up as a Border Patrol Cowgirl, a Tactical ICE Agent, and a Coast Guard Pilot.

Kristi is now Noemward Bound as you’ll hear in this parody of the 1966 Simon & Garfunkel classic, “Homeward Bound.”