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March Madness Song 2025

As much as cutting down the nets after winning an NCAA Basketball Championship, the March Madness Song is a long-storied tradition.

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You see, ya put down a crappy beat on your Casio, add some really bad piano playing and name off all 68 teams that qualified for The Big Dance.

Now, the key is, you have to cram all 68 mascots into :45 seconds.

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To give you an idea, and so you can verify its validity. Here are the lyrics:

Crimson Tide, Red Flash, Red Storm, Red Raiders,
Commodores, Colonials, Rebels, Boilermakers,
Cowboys, two Aggies, Longhorns and Bison,
Spartans twice, Trojans, Aztecs, Illini, the Tritons

Six Bulldogs, Huskies, Terriers,
Hornets, Wolverines, Ducks, Terps, Badgers,
Couple of Rams, Gators and Lobos
Oh my gawd, still 33 to go!

Panthers, four Tigers, a pair of Wildcats,
Three Cougars, Sooners, Gaels, Mavericks, Flames, Razorbacks,
Blue Devils, Blue Jays, Cardinals, Musketeers,
Seahawks, Jayhawks, Volunteers, Mountaineers,

Bears, Bruins, Grizzlies, Tar Heels,
Cyclones, Eagles, and Golden Eagles.
Every team from the ‘Lopes to the Zips
Write ’em down. Fill out your brackets.

It’s March Madness! 

I ain’t gonna lie, having six Bulldgos and four Tigers in the tourney doesn’t hurt. Enjoy the March Madness Song for 2025.