Jesus, Now with Curbside To Go

Posted by admin on April 13, 2022 Audio | Blog | Parody Spots | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , | No comments

We keep reading about passionate, albeit misguided, ministers, pastors and evangelicals who are claiming they will have normal Easter services regardless of the threat of Coronavirus or government order.

Pro-life types that are completely willing to risk the lives of their parishioners for what? The word of God? Money? Ego? I’m not sure what it is.

I thought, “What if Jesus could let people know that he provides free home delivery, 24/7?” Sure, prayers, confessions, all for the asking without ever leaving your home. Or if you don’t mind a short trip, down your front walk to the sidewalk, get some Jesus, now with curbside to go. (Originally posted April, 2020)

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