Idea Sheet 1/3/2020

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Nanny for an 18 y/o – Can you imagine? Now, I didn’t go to kawledge or qualidge or however you spell it, and I’m sure it’s tough, but…I’ve told my wife for years that I want an au pair…we don’t have kids, mind you.

  • If you had a “nanny” or a personal assistant what would be the top 3 job responsibilities?
  • If you hire a 50 year old man for the job, would that be creepy or a sitcom in the making? “The Manny”
  • If money wasn’t an object, would you do this for your kid. If you truly believed that this would give him/her a step up on the ladder of success, would you do it?

Matt Lauer Has a Girlfriend – I guess her name is Shamin Abas, a Hamptons based PR exec. Do you date Matt Lauer? Everyone has skeletons and we’ve all heard that every sock has a shoe…hell, even Hitler got married. And while I’m not comparing Lauer to Hitler, do you have to suspend reality to date a guy who has a bit of a “track record?” I mean, he had them install a reverse-lock in his office…so women couldn’t get out. That’s kidnapping, bro. Do you just overlook what you’ve heard and repeat to yourself, over and over, “He’s not that bad of a guy”? (Oh, and he’s rich.) Or, classic move, “I can change him.” Is Matt Lauer a “project?” Doesn’t, even, Matt Lauer deserve a 16th or 17th chance?

  • Has anyone gone the “I can fix him” route. Did you date a guy that had a bad rep and you successfully converted him to the good side?
  • Let’s pretend the situation is slightly different…and she doesn’t know why Matt lost his job and his marriage…and then, say, six months in you find out what a right bastard he truly is…with all the money and luxuries that go with it…do you still date him?

As Seen on Twitter – If you are doing laundry for somebody…significant other, spouse, roommate and you find money, do you keep it? Do you have to tell them…does the relationship matter…or…finders keepers. Do you tell em?

It Started Off As An Affair – I saw an article that outlined 30 celebrity couples that began as affairs. Blake Shelton was married when he and Miranda Lambert hooked up. Similarly, B.S. was married when he and Gwen Stefani got together. (Seems like a trend.) Hell, Prince Charles had that thing going on since before Diana…he and Camila are still together.

  • Are you happily married (together) but can admit that the one you’re with was spoken for when you started seeing one another?
  • Is this always wrong and stupid…and Gwen Stefani had better understand that Blake will do it again?