Grey Spanked Me

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Grey Spanked Me
I’ll be honest. I haven’t read a word of E.L. James’ erotic trilogy “50 Shades of Grey.” I know the lady-types get all revved up about it. I’ve heard that the main character, Christian Grey is a successful, attractive man with some proclivities.

Through word of mouth, I’ve learned he’s into blindfolds, and paddles and ball gags and restraints, all the accoutrement required to be a bedroom boss. I think I identify with Christian more than his object of desire, Anastasia, however.

There’s just something about the words, “nipple clamps” that makes me a bit apprehensive.

With apologies to Sam Smith, here’s a parody of the Grammy award winning track, “Stay with Me” about my possible run in with Mr. Grey.