FIFACleanse for Blatter Conrol Issues

Posted by admin on June 3, 2015 Audio | Blog | Parody Spots | Tags: , , , , | No comments

Sepp Blatter
Soccer has been suffering from a Blatter control issue for nearly 20 years. Fortunately, we may have found a cure.

FIFA, soccer’s governing body, has been accused of scheming and fraud and bribery for decades. While unproven, at this point, the awarding of the 2022 World Cup to the middle eastern country of Qatar was seemingly the final straw. Why not Qatar, right? Well, except in summer when the Cup would be held it gets to around 122 degrees. You can’t play soccer when it’s 122 degrees out.

Then, the FBI and Swiss officials raided a FIFA executive meeting and arrested a ton of executives charging them with all kinds of misconduct. A few days later, FIFA’s president, Sepp Blatter resigned.

Yes, the remedy for Blatter control issues is FIFACleanse. Learn about it.