The Duct Tape Anthem

There are many amazing uses for duct tape. Treehugger.com posted a list of 18 clever uses for the cloth based tape designed in the 1940’s by Johnson & Johnson.

Is the new Days of Thunder sequel titled, “Days of Bladder?” Hear the trailer.

Included on the list: Fix a leaky boat, craft some emergency flip flops, affix younger brother to a tree. All worthy applications.

Now, thanks to Arthur Layne Lundeen of Tucson, Arizona, you can add subduing unruly passenger to airline seat.

This happened on American Airlines flight 618, when Mr. Lundeen yelled out racial slurs and attacked another passenger.

You need some green to keep Congress red. You’ll get that $5k after the midterms. (Sure, you will.) Hear the song.

The 67-year-old, now unemployed realtor is facing charges of second-degree assault and disorderly conduct, both misdemeanors, in the District Court for Anne Arundel County in Maryland. Lundeen was released following an initial appearance on September 4 and is due back in court on October 19, according to Newsweek.

In honor of the only adhesive tape that keeps our friendly skies safe, I present The Duct Tape Anthem.