Door Dash Silver
Posted by admin on April 17, 2026 Audio | Blog | Parody Spots | Tags: comedy, Parody, satire, Spence | No commentsI needed an Uber. I opened the app. I guess it had been a while, because I discovered there are no less than 57 different Uber choices available: UberX, UberXL, UberShare, UberElectric, and the list goes on and on and on.
Hear a classic Mother’s Day song – “It’s Your Mom’s Fault.”
It only makes sense that food delivery might venture down the same path. How about deliveries for just ice cream and candy – UberSweets, or for you carnivores – UberMeats. Hmmm? Yes.
My idea was inspired by the totally not set up, not staged one bit, very authentic, and homespun delivery of McDonald’s to the White House by the self-proclaimed “DoorDash Grandma.” We hear he tipped her $100 and gave her a tour of what is left of the east wing.
Remember AI Data Centers are people, too…artificial people, but people nonetheless.
The concept of DoorDash Silver was born. With Social Security in jeopardy and cuts to Medicare on the horizon, Mee Maw is going to have to find a side hustle.
