Diddy Lube
Posted by admin on September 19, 2024 Audio | Blog | Parody Spots | Videos | Tags: comedy, Diddy, Parody, satire, Spence | No comments
The most shocking thing about the arrest of hip hop mogul, Sean “Diddy” Combs wasn’t the charges: sex trafficking and racketeering.
It wasn’t that he, and his entire family, were stripped of their passports, or that Diddy remains in custody after being denied bail.
It wasn’t even the allegations of forced sex romps, that we’re called “Freak Offs.”
Oddly, it was that investigators found more than 1,000 bottles of baby oil.
How many gallons is that?
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Remember in the movie, Old School, when the frat brothers are struggling to find enough KY Jelly for the frat’s KY Wrestling night. (RIP Blue). They could only find it in the four-ounce tubes. Maybe, ’cause Diddy had all of it, perv.
I’ll ask this question: If you’re going to get intimate, doesn’t your Sean John deserve the best? Of course it does. That’s why you should use Diddy Lube.