Spencetology

AI Data Centers are People Too

AI data centers are popping up all over the country to meet the nation’s insatiable need to post more idiotic memes on Facebook.

Hear a special song for a special lady on her special day. “It’s Your Mom’s Fault.”

The electricity and water needed by even smaller data centers can equal the same amount required to run a small town.

But, hey, you keep generating those 900 new versions of your podcast logo on DALL-E 3.

Most Americans are excited about the possibilities of AI, but most of those same Americans do not want a data center in their backyard. Understandably, there’s a lot of negativity surrounding the creation of these AI data centers.

We could all see it was just a matter of time before Kristi Noem was shown the exit. Here’s a song about it – “Noemward Bound.”

The deluge of pessimistic reporting is affecting the feelings, albeit artificial feelings, of one data center in particular. Here’s a message from an AI Data Center.