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Weiner Becomes a Dick

Posted by admin on August 12, 2013 Original Songs | Tags: Anthony Weiner, Carlos Danger, mayor, New York, Twitter | No comments https://spencetology.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/When-A-Weiner-Becomes-A-Dick.mp3

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Why so bossy? Why so bossy?
So, you thought you'd eat healthy and order a sala So, you thought you'd eat healthy and order a salad. Little did you know, you had a serving of diarrhea lettuce armed with Cyclospora.
Just a normal day at the condo. One man, and it to Just a normal day at the condo. One man, and it took 16 - SIXTEEN Broward County Sheriff's Office vehicles to apprehend. Count em. If you were a victim of a crime around 11am in Pompano Beach and the cops were nowhere to be found…well, they were all at my house.
You won't believe how wide a blue whale's anus can You won't believe how wide a blue whale's anus can stretch. I wrote a song about it. #Science #Facts #BlueWhale
The definitive song of the Lincoln Memorial's Refl The definitive song of the Lincoln Memorial's Reflection Pool. "Algae" to the Rolling Stones 1973 ballad, "Angie."
How cool is it that during this year’s World Cup e How cool is it that during this year’s World Cup every field is painted American Flag Blue?
Not only does Trump salute the flag AFTER the came Not only does Trump salute the flag AFTER the camera turns on, he tried to steal the shine from Avery Wilson’s impeccable rendition of the anthem. 

Fuck Donald Trump to the ends of the earth. Malignant narcissistic POS!*

*And as always, if you still support him, fuck you too.
I think it’s time for a reboot of the movie “9 to I think it’s time for a reboot of the movie “9 to 5.”
A special song for a special lady. Happy Mother's A special song for a special lady. Happy Mother's Day, mom.
#mothersday
#momsofinstagram
Quit giving money to Israel, and let them fight th Quit giving money to Israel, and let them fight their own wars…yes, yes we could pay for day care, you old, wrinkled twat.
It’s a country of 90 million HUMAN BEINGS, you tin It’s a country of 90 million HUMAN BEINGS, you tiny dick, fascist, white supremacist twat.
Ft. Lauderdale Beach Ft. Lauderdale Beach
Today!!! Find a rally near you. https://www.noki Today!!! Find a rally near you. 

https://www.nokings.org/
It's an annual rite: March Madness. And every Big It's an annual rite: March Madness. And every Big Dance should have a song to dance to, amirite? To get you ready for round one, here's the March Madness Song for 2026.
ICE Barbie, more plastic than the doll of the same ICE Barbie, more plastic than the doll of the same name, has been relegated to the donation pile at the Salvation Army. This is "Noemward Bound." Bye bish!
I'm reposting this. While nuance has never been a I'm reposting this. While nuance has never been a strength, I apparently was too subtle in my original post. So, without further ado, here is "T.W.A.T. (Totally, Wonderfully Accomplished Talent)”.
See this? This is a screenshot from a TV ad. Look See this? This is a screenshot from a TV ad. Look at them blatantly lie. Israel attacked Iran…not the other way around. Religious types fundraising off death and destruction. Disgusting. Feel free to call them and let em know what you think. The absolutely love it!
Please enjoy my latest single, "Totally, Wonderful Please enjoy my latest single, "Totally, Wonderfully, Accomplished Talent."
Another fake-ass Christian. Touts the teachings of Another fake-ass Christian. Touts the teachings of Christ as a pastor, while being the acting director of ICE in St. Paul. Love thy neighbor…or shoot thy neighbor. Pick one, fascist.  Cities Church

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Happy New Year!!! Happy New Year!!!
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