The White House Is Hiring
Posted by admin on November 20, 2024 Audio | Blog | Parody Spots | Tags: comedy, Parody, politics, satire, Spence, Trump | No comments
Serving one’s country. What an amazing opportunity. To even be considered would have to be incredibly flattering.
The White House is hiring. With a new administration taking over in early 2025, there are a ton of positions to fill.
President-elect Donald J. Trump aka, “The Melon Felon,” aka, “The Tangerine Tyrant,” has made some controversial nominations.
They include former-Congressman Matt Gaetz, under investigation for underage sex trafficking. In fact, four of his first few nominees have sexual miconduct allegations in their past.
It would seem that if you have a history of being a terrible person, Uncle Sam wants YOU!
If you like Aerosmith’s “Janie’s Got a Gun,” you’ll love “Arnold Palmer’s Hung.”
If you lack education. If you have zero experience. If you have a history of grabbing women by the pu***, you could work in one of the most famous residences on the planet, The White House. Learn more about your opportunities at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue here:
