The March Madness Song 2014

Posted by admin on March 20, 2014 Audio | Blog | Original Songs | Tags: , , , , | No comments

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First, you take the 64 teams that qualified for March Madness. You write down ALL the team names. You categorize the mascots into ones that rhyme or sound somewhat alike and attempt to write lyrics. Then, you write a simple melody and cram words like Chanticleer and Billiken into it. And, you do it in :45 seconds.

By the way, I know there are “officially” 68 teams. 68, schmixty-eight. The “First Four” is just another way for the hoops cartel to make more money. Beyond that, it’s tough enough to get 64 teams into a song in less than a minute, 68 might cause my skull might implode.

 

Here be the lyrics: