Roseanne’s House of Crazy

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If there was a competition for, seemingly, normal celebrities who lost their damn minds, Roseanne Barr might top the list.

Runners-up might include actor Jon Voight, Hulk Hogan or perhaps Randy Quaid. But none of those celebs seem to have the width and breadth of crazy that Roseanne espoused the last couple of years.

Recently, while on tour with former Fox News charlatan Tucker Carlson, the MAGA comedienne screamed, “You know they eat babies!”

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We’re assuming she was accusing Democrats, or the Deep State, President Joe Biden. Perhaps she was piling on to the GOP’s racist assertion that Haitians were eating pets. We’re not sure.

“It’s not just the dogs and the cats,” she said. “There are full-on vampires! And everybody still thinks I’m crazy. But I’m not crazy. They’re full-on vampires. They love the taste of human flesh, and they drink human blood.”

And, yes, Roseanne, you are crazy.

Since it’s Halloween season, what a better way to honor Roseanne’s, real or imagined, “vampires,” with her own haunted house. Welcome to Roseanne’s House of Crazy.