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Why the Chinese hoarding all the pandas? I get it, Giant Pandas only exist in China, so the only way go have pandas in America is through the Chinese. You may not know this, but we don’t like each other so much.

Now, while you may think President Nixon was a lying, cheating dick, you can credit him with this: He brought pandas to America.

Accoring to CNN, “Beijing’s panda diplomacy with Washington kicked off in 1972, following President Richard Nixon’s historic visit to China.”

“Chairman Mao Zedong’s government gave two giant pandas to the United States in a sign of warming bilateral ties after decades of diplomatic deep freeze.“

On November 8, 2023, China recalled three of its pandas from the Smithsonian National Zoo in Washington D.C. and, I’m not kidding, put them in FedEx boxes and shipped em back to China.

Get a musical recap of everything that went down in October it’s “October’s Over”

There are only four remaining Giant Pandas remaining in the United States. They are, presently, housed at Zoo Atlanta. But, that contract ends in early 2024. When they leave the only pandas we’ll have left are at Panda Express. Come to think of it, I’ve never actually seen a real panda there, but…

The time is now to keep pandas where they belong, here in the good ol’ USA. Now, is the time to tell the Chinese government that they can keep their communism and their Covid, but we’re keeping their pandas, gawdammit!

Join Pandas in the U.S.A. or all we’ll have are those stupid animated Kung Fu Panda movies. Here’s how you can make a difference.