Cycolospora for Weight Loss
Posted by admin on July 21, 2026 Audio | Blog | Parody Spots | Tags: comedy, Cyclospora, Parody, satire, Spence | No comments
I think we’re being a little overly negative about the Cyclosporiasis outbreak that has affected more than 7,000 people in 30 states.
Wanna hear a song about Cyclospora? Sure you do.
I mean, seriously, how hasn’t Eli Lilly or Pfizer taken the lead on what could be something that could be marked as “explosive weight loss.”
In as little as two weeks, you could lose a ton of weight thanks to Cyclospora. I’m sure the braintrust on Madison Avenue will make they avoid the phrase “parasitic infection.”
That ain’t sexy.
At the time of this post, the Food and Drug Administration has retracted their finding that the parasie originated in lettuce from Taylor Farms, the California-based agriculture company known for their grocery store packaged salads. They also provide iceberg lettuce to many fast food establishments including Taco Bell.
Funny, when a company makes a large donation to Donald Trump, federal agencies seem to go out of their way to exhonerate them. The FDA, after claiming Taylor Farms was responsible for the outbreak, rescinded their charge asserting that the result was a “false positive.
Let’s get ahead of Big Pharma and pitch Cyclospora as the latest weight loss fad. “Cyclospora – Less of you in just a Poo!” Hear it:
