March Madness Song 2026

As much as cutting down the nets after winning an NCAA Basketball Championship, the March Madness Song is a long-storied tradition.

She’s Gone? Nope. She’s Noemward Bound.

You see, ya put down a crappy beat on your Casio, add some really bad piano playing and name off all 64 teams that qualified for The Big Dance.

Now, the key is, you have to cram all 64 mascots into 45 seconds.

Here the Original Song: Totally, Wonderfully, Accomplished Talent (T.W.A.T.)

To give you an idea, and so you can verify its validity. Here are the lyrics:

Horned Frogs, two Bulldogs, Jayhawks, and Hawkeyes
Blue Devils, Billikens, Bruins, Badgers, and Buckeyes
RedHawks, Red Raiders, Red Storm, Crimson Tide
Fighting Illini, Rainbow Warriors, and the Pride

Royals, Raiders, Rams, Razorbacks
Huskies, Huskers, three Wildcats
Cowboys, Longhorns, Bulls, Broncos
And two Bison, there’s still 32 to go

Tar Heels, Trojans, Spartans, Knights, Boilermakers
Cyclones, Hurricanes, Owls, Sharks, and Gators
Commodores, Cardinals, and the Cavaliers
Wolverines, Vandals, and the Volunteers

Paladins, Gaels, Quakers, Saints, Lancers
Cougars twice, Tigers thrice, three Panthers
From two Aggies to the Zips, that’s it
Write ’em down, fill out your brackets
It’s March Madness!

I ain’t gonna lie, having three Panthers and three Tigers in the tourney doesn’t hurt. Enjoy the March Madness Song for 2026.