Giddy Up Jingle Horse
Posted by admin on December 23, 2024 Uncategorized | | No comments
It would seem that most people prefer the traditional Christmas. The stories of a fat, bearded guy hitting every address on the planet delivery toys for the good boys and girls. Cool.
Then you got the put “Christ” back in Christmas types. I feel you, but that’s not a lot of fun, is it?
I tend to side with the more rebellious. The anti-Christmas that is Frank Costanza’s “Festivus.” Of course, you can’t have Festivus without Christmas, and the airing of grievances.
I consider the following holiday-inspired bits to be just that, a comicial airing of grievances with a touch of feats of strength
Manger Zone
In the Bible, Joseph & Mary’s trek from Nazareth to Bethlehem was referred to as the “Highway to the Manger Zone.” Fact.
Here Comes Amazon
Jeff Bezos is destroying Santa Claus with help from YOU!
Why Santa is Better Than Amazon
An ordinary kid explains who really is responsible for overnight delivery.
The Elf on the Shelf Song
He’s not spying on who you think he is.
HOzempic
This year Santa is looking slim and sexy. Now, we know why.
Santa Claus
I think every fictional holiday icon deserves the Beastie Boy treatment, don’t you?
Santa Ooh Na Na
A song for Christmas’ top banana, Santa Ooh Na Na
Phone Scam: Flock You!
To flock, or not to flock. That is the question.
Melania Stars on Hallmark’s Countdown to Christmas
She’s back for another four years, and still hates the holidays.
A County Jail Christmas
Perhaps the Hallmark Channel is struggling for plotlines for this year’s Countdown to Christmas.
Office Christmas Party
No good can come from co-workers drinkin’ and gettin’ freaky on the dance floor.
A Drunken Christmas
Much like the Office Christmas Party above, bad things happen when you booze up over the holidays.
A Perverted Christmas
Christmas albums are a must for this time of year especially if you’re on the naughty list.
Frosty the Snowperson
You have to believe that Frosty is gender neutral, right?
Grandma Got Pulled Over With a Cold Beer
Whose grandparents know how to party?
Ho
Florida’s rap anthem, “Low” gets a Christmas makeover.
