Don’t Cry Fans of Argentina

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When the Argentinians lost to the Germans in the World Cup, ABC cameras focused on crowd reaction. Shot after shot after shot of fans of the white and sky blue weeping. Women. Children. Grown men. Each and all overcome with the trauma of Lionel Messi’s squad coming up short in Brazil.

I know two things about Argentina. I mean, I know a little about the Fawkland War with Great Britain that happened years and years ago. I’m slightly familiar with the Broadway musical “Evita.” I know Madonna was in the movie. Through that, I’m aware of the song “Don’t Cry for Me Argentina.” You see where I’m going, right?

Go ahead and listen and it will all become stupidly clear. Emphasis on stupid.