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Department of Education DOGE Update #2

On a previous Department of Education DOGE update, Dr. Jerry Jillinger reported on some of the more outlandish cuts by Elon Musk’s DOGE.

Hear the first Dept. of Ed DOGE Update

Reportedly, to save money, Elon’s DOGE crew decided to eliminate the letter “J” from the alphabet; reducing the alphabet to 25 letters.

Many wondered if removing fraud from the DOE was a priority, why didn’t they eliminate the letter “Y.” Either you’re a vowel or a consonant. Pick one.

No one is really sure what the impact of DOGE’s reported attempts to root out waste, fraud and abuse will be, or how much real savings have been accounted for.

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Now, we’ve uncovered even more drastic, if not moronic, cuts to the Department of Education’s budget. A newly renamed Dr. Gary Gillinger has a second Department of Education DOGE update.