Spencetology

Why not? Right? Everything on today’s grocery shelves now comes with a “protein’ version. Oreos, Pop Tarts, even sparkling water packs extra protein.

$5,000 if you vote a certain way? Sure, the check’s in the mail…after the midterms. Hear the song.

ABC News chief medical correspondent and cardiologist Dr. Tara Narula credits the protein trend to the GLP-1 medications, revised federal standards and social media hoopla.

My girl, Angie Morales at BIG 98.7/Fargo figured why only add protein to foodstuffs, and invented the amazing product Tampax Plus Protein. That’s called innovation, baby. She wrote and voiced this gem.